How your Car defines your personality.

A section of cars in a traffic. Photo: Courtesy

By Yuvenalis Wakoli.

The car you drive says alot about your personality. From the make and model to the state of interior, your car reflects several aspects of your attitude, practicality and the way you approach life.

In this fast paced world, maintaining your personality and leaving good impressions matter alot. The way you socialize, talk and walk , everything tells something about you. Your choice of accessories , friends and even clothes reflect small details of your personality.

Similarly even your choice of car can convey some important details to the public about you. Infact your vehicle is a reflection of who you are. Below is a list of cars that define one’s personality.

1. BMW/ Discovery/ Benz/ Audi/Range Rover/Prado.

This are mostly driven by big names such as tycoons, C.E.Os, Managers, public figures, Doctors etc. Most of them are always quite and working harder than others. They live a flashy lifestyle that every teen keep dreaming of.

They are never stopped at the traffic for police check and a police going to an extend of stopping one may end up losing his/her job. They move with time and they can’t risk loosing a single minute. Most of them play golf during the weekend.

2. Subaru/Jaguar.

This are most driven by men in their late 20s and early 30s. They never go to full tank. They think highly of themselves but are mostly playboys and speed merchants. They claim to know everything about any car model.

You better chew their girlfriends or wives than trying to overtake them in a highway. They will put around six exhaust pipes in their car for the noise just for people to recognise their presence. They believe no car can overtake them, if one dares, then it would be a race of life and death. He better burns the engine but win the race. They would rather spend a million in pimping their cars than taking their wives/girlfriends for a vacation in Mauritius.

3. Land cruiser V8.

This are mainly driven by corrupt honourable politicians, business people with shady sources of money, Gold scammers, money launderers, contractors who sign contracts but deliver nothing etc. Most of them are very kind and generous but very ruthless if you cross their way.

4. Toyota Wish/Voxy

The drivers of this cars are very humble guys, most of them are into sales and use this car as a family car.

5. Probox/Caldina/Noah/Gx 100

Most of the drivers of this cars are into shady deals, smuggling and black market dealership. They tend to transport goods but on hidden sections of the car their are hard drugs eg cocaine/bang or ammunitions.

Not all of the owners are into illegal business but some are into legal business that earn them a living.

6. Harrier

Most of the people who drive harrier are Rich illiterate business people or some work in big offices courtesy of corruption but they didn’t get the qualification required for the job.

Most of them are full of pride and tend to speak English at their job places.

7. Fielder

Most owned by teachers, and low earning civil servants who own some few plots and rentals. Most of them are kindhearted people who live a simple life and they rarely brag of their small achievements.

8. Rav4/ Vitz/ Passo/Demio/Porte.

Mostly owned by single independent Moms, very arrogant, bad hearted and rarely forgive. They are very toxic when you spend time with them. They dress expensive clothes and they only love their kids and car.

Most guys who own this cars are low earners who have just bought the first car and they got a higher self esteem because they think they have made it in life.

9. Pajero/Vanguard.

Mostly owned by Rich people above 45 years of age. They live a flashy lifestyle but don’t brag of it. They have invested in various sectors that makes them maintain their league. They are generous people if you happen to spend time with them.

10. Pick up.

Mostly owned by farmers who are really serious with farming. They tend to carry their products to various places using their pick up. It is also owned by entrepreneurs who carry their duties using the pick up. Most of the people who own pick ups are very hardworking people who are focused in life.

11. Lexus/VW/Ford Explorer/Ranger.

Drivers of this swanky model of cars are upcoming millionaires who are very hardworking on what they do. They mentor others and they also live a good lifestyle. They are humble and live a simple lifestyle.

12. Porsche/Lamborghini/Bentley.

This cars are not owned by the rich, but they are owned by the Super RICH. Most of the people who own this cars to them money is not a problem. Most of them buy them for show off and are mostly owned by celebrities.

They tend to live flashy/expensive lifestyle and they are nice to spend with because they will spoil you with goodies in a day out.

Let’s hear on the comment section if you agree or disagree with this allegations about your car’s personality.

Elsa Majimbo wins the E! People’s Choice Award.

Kenyan comedian, Elsa Majimbo. Photo: Courtesy.

By Yuvenalis Wakoli

The 19 year old Kenyan comedian has won the E! People’s Choice Award. This was after being nominated for the global E! People’s Choice Award for African social star 2020.

The People’s Choice Award is an American award that recognises people in the entertainment industry. The nominees are voted online by the public and their fans.

Elsa stood as the youngest ever nominee for the category, going up against the likes of South African Sho Madjozi among 7 other personalities in the world.

On her twitter handle, Elsa wrote “I WON THE E! PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD!!!!

I LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WiTHOUT ALL YOUR AMAZING SUPPORT!!!

A big thank you to @entertainment for recognising game”

Most of her fans went through to congratulate her for the achievement of the award.

The Dark side of Kilimani, Nairobi.

A section of Kilimani in Nairobi. Image: Courtesy

By Yuvenalis Wakoli.

Kilimani on face value, is the ideal place for people looking for cosy homes to live. The furnished apartments, residential and commercial villas, proper landscaping gives Kilimani an elegant look.

Sleek cars dominate the roads and almost every building has a uniformed security officer at the gate. The high rent houses is part of the serenity that gives Kilimani it’s look.

Despite the sassy lifestyle in Kilimani, the area has been associated with dirty money, deaths, illegal businesses, parties, prostitution, money laundering and many other vices.

A collage photo of people in a party, someone holding a gun and Money.

Here are the 5 fake and illegal deals being done in Kilimani that make the fraudsters billionaires.

1. Fake Gold Scams.

Fake gold scams have increased in the region and a lot of people fall victims especially foreigners. The con games involved is the coating of metallic items such as iron and copper with brass, which most people pass off as Gold.

By using loopholes in the law and protection from the police and politicians, the fraudsters are well represented in government and crucial entities like banks and other financial institutions.

Junior police officers can be pocketed as much as ksh 2million inorder to protect the cartels.

The senior officers who are paid more and on need basis ensures that the huge amounts of money coming into the fraudsters’ bank accounts are not flagged as suspicious when banks notify the banking fraud unit.

However to date, not a single big player in the gold scamming enterprise has been successfully convicted by any court in Kenya. The cases either end up at the police stations they are reported to or at the court where all the big scammers are facing multiple cases but are still in the game.

A recent case is where a foreigner was defrauded of Ksh 300Million by the scammers after being promised of Gold. The case ended up in court and till today no one has ever been arrested.

2. Drug Lords.

This are other cartels who are involved in drug trafficking of hard and illegal drugs.

The drug lords have big pockets and have invested in all sectors including banking industry where they hide their ill gotten money, transport sector to aid movement of the contraband and even dry ports for safe landing and storage of drugs.

They will pocket sacks loads of money to the police bosses and their juniors who will then scramble for the cash as the drug lords go ahead with their deals.

Those who have dared come in between their businesses have lived to regret while some are in their graves. Police who have deified their seniors and decided to arrest drug dealers have also found themselves transferred or sacked.

Some policemen have been beheaded by hit men believed to have been hired by drug dealers because of their uncompromising fight against drug trade.

3. Gangsters/Criminals.

Somewhere along the way, nouveau riche criminals have trooped in and turned it their playing ground. The typical criminals however does not waylay people on the streets and shake them down for money, hijack vehicle or rob a bank.

They tend to be white collar, tech savvy and is well connected with the police. He also has a licenced firearm courtesy of his connections and is an expert in money laundering.

He probably also dresses quite well, presents great outward image, but don’t be fooled. He is also extremely ruthless if you stand his way.

4. Con games.

This are conmens who run offices in the area. Here, unsuspecting foreigner are duped into paying clearance fees for a mineral which Kenya does not produce on an industrial scale.

They arrested and released on cash bail, enabling them to continue conning people while their cases continue in court. Operating side by side by this conmens are money launderers and cyber criminals.

One conman narrates that their is an online international bank fraud where the loader who steals money from bank accounts abroad and sends it offline to another country after which it is then send to Kenya.

In Kenya, their is a guy referred to as POS owner who runs a cashless card onto his machine to cash the money within 24 hours.

This cartels know how to use the law and they are well connected. They can intercept police files whenever they want.

5. Money counterfeiting.

Counterfeit money is imitation of currency produced without the legal sanction of the state or government.

Can also be defined as the manufacture of false money for gain, a kind of forgery.

The cartels counterfeit large sums of false foreign currency and are usually circulated in Kenya. The fraudsters are said to be in a gang of local and international crooks conning gullible individuals and investors.

They also pretend to be super rich businessmen who can assist one make instant millions of shillings in the city under the sun.

Some of the counterfeit currency is used to finance criminal activities such as money laundering businesses and terrorism. They are well protected by the police and it is hard for them to face the law.